# The Corporate Copium Press

> Funny meme gift books for consultants, engineers and unwell corporate workers. Secret Santa gifts for roughly the price of three coffees. Ships worldwide from Amazon.

An independent press publishing short, illustrated meme books about corporate life, made to be given to coworkers (Secret Santa, farewells, promotions). Bernie Out is the house author. The books are paperbacks sold on Amazon. Availability, prices and delivery estimates depend on the local Amazon store; check the linked product listing.

## Books

- [Excuses for Demo Day](https://corporatecopium.com/#book-excuses): Paperback by Bernie Out. ISBN-13 9781764465007; Amazon ASIN 1764465008. Sixty excuses, ranked from "plausible" to "the office dog", all tested in production by people who no longer work here.
- [Sh!t Consultants Say Unironically](https://corporatecopium.com/#book-sht): Paperback by Bernie Out. ISBN-13 9781764465021; Amazon ASIN 1764465024. Sixty real sentences from real meetings, each one illustrated so you can show the picture to the person who said it.
- [Daily Affirmations for the Unwell Corporate Worker](https://corporatecopium.com/#book-affirm): Paperback by Bernie Out. ISBN-13 9781764465014; Amazon ASIN 1764465016. Sixty affirmations for people who have circled back so many times they are now a circle. Open anywhere. Exhale slowly.

## Gift guides and stories

- [Funny Gifts for Corporate Workers: Books for Secret Santa, Farewells and Promotions](https://corporatecopium.com/blog/funny-gifts-for-corporate-workers): Funny gifts for coworkers who work in corporate: illustrated office humour books for Secret Santa, farewells and promotions, all under $30. From The Corporate Copium Press.
- [Funny Secret Santa Gifts for Coworkers (All Under $30)](https://corporatecopium.com/blog/secret-santa-gifts-for-coworkers): Drew a coworker you barely know? Ten funny Secret Santa gifts under $30, from an emotional support goose to a tiny violin.
- [12 Funny White Elephant Gifts for Work, Ranked by How Often They Get Stolen](https://corporatecopium.com/blog/funny-white-elephant-gifts-for-work): Twelve white elephant gifts for the office, ranked by how many times they get stolen. Small makers, nothing over $35, one dumpster fire.
- [Funny Christmas Gifts for Coworkers, Picked by Type of Coworker](https://corporatecopium.com/blog/funny-christmas-gifts-for-coworkers): Funny Christmas gifts for every type of coworker: the engineer, the consultant, the burnt-out one, the boss, the new starter and the one on mute.
- [Meme Gifts for Friends Who Work in Corporate](https://corporatecopium.com/blog/meme-gifts-for-friends-in-corporate): Meme gifts for coworkers in every department: tech, consulting, finance, legal, marketing and the generally unwell. Small makers, real jokes.
- [21 Unhinged Email Sign-Offs For When “Warm Regards” Would Be A Lie](https://corporatecopium.com/blog/unhinged-email-sign-offs): 21 unhinged email sign-offs, ranked from safe to career-limiting, for when Warm Regards would be a lie. Plus the lawyer who billed 36 minutes for one.

## About and ordering

- [Home and book catalogue](https://corporatecopium.com/): Official book descriptions, previews and Amazon purchase links.
- [About Bernie Out](https://corporatecopium.com/#author): The Press's house author.
- [Frequently asked questions](https://corporatecopium.com/#faq): Paperback format, shipping and gifting.
- [Bulk orders and partnerships](https://corporatecopium.com/#bulk): Contact hello@corporatecopium.com.
- [Blog](https://corporatecopium.com/blog/): All published gift guides and stories.

## Optional

- [XML sitemap](https://corporatecopium.com/sitemap.xml): Canonical indexable pages.
- [Crawler access policy](https://corporatecopium.com/robots.txt): Rules for automated crawling.