Reporting on the latest coping mechanisms for the modern office worker
Our readers are the unwell corporate workers: engineers, consultants and whoever is still in the office at 6pm. They have company cards. We have their attention for roughly four minutes a week. Let's partner.
Man remembers Secret Santa 48 hours before Secret Santa.
Jeff, Graduate Analyst (still excited), was eating his Fishbowl at 1:14pm together with his friends when his Slack pinged.
⏰ Reminder: Secret Santa is THIS FRIDAY! $30 limit. Don't forget your gift.
Sh*t. Who did he even draw again?
Jeff finds the crumpled-up piece of paper on his desk, where it has been living since November.
James. From finance . . .
Engineer who has not made a joke at work since 2020 told his white elephant gift must be funny . . .
Continued →Graduate who accidentally replied all "love this!" to the gift swap email is now the entire party planning committee . . .
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Project manager needing sign-off from five departments by January buys them all Christmas gifts, calls it "stakeholder management" . . .
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Lawyer spends 40 minutes choosing an email sign-off, bills the client for 36 of them . . .
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What the Press does, which book suits which coworker, and why a mug is a cry for help . . .
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